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a balanced update

a couple of things:

1. today at lunch a bee flew into my eyeball and appeared to suffer some sort of brain damage from it. this was unpleasant for me both because i like bees and because i dislike things flying into my eyeball.

2. today has seen even more visits on the blog than yesterday's record-setting total, so the delicate balance of the universe remains in tact. i'll just assume that particular bee was an asshole who stung his children a lot.

3. i woke up this morning with the worst attack of vertigo i've had in months. i'm just passing that on so that someone besides me can appreciate the delicious, juicy irony of someone born under the sign synonymous with balance, who wrote a blog post yesterday about balance, having a condition that is characterized by the inability to maintain balance.

thank you again. merci beaucoup. vielen danke.

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