|watch what you say|
my boss :: what?
me :: are those my eyeballs that i ordered from europe?
my boss :: WHAT???
me :: wait- drops! i ordered eye drops from europe for testing. i kinda got my words mixed up.
i wish that were a figment of my imagination, but that's a verbatim transcript of a conversation, which i blame wholly on the fact that i have a cough that won't leave and being sick is distracting. [hey, maybe i was right about having the whooping cough after all.]
gurus and common sense say that you're supposed to be careful what you say or put on the internet, but really, i think that posting this sort of conversation is just fair warning. now you know that when i'm feeling sick, i don't think right and may either get my words screwed up or order body parts from other countries [because now i'm just sort of hoping that it was eye drops that i ordered.]
so let's just declare this "post something weird about yourself on the internet to serve as a warning to those who might have to deal with your strangeness in the future day" shall we?