what you are seeing at the right is an approximation of what i saw as i was walking back to albert in the parking lot of the yorkdale mall after picking up some cat food for my boys. today, i have learned a few valuable lessons:
1. it is not always a good idea to buy a skirt that's too big for you just because it's on sale.
2. a silk skirt and silky stockings are not as good a combination in practice as one would think.
3. there is no graceful way to recover from having your skirt fall off in public.
i think i'm going to be wearing some tight clothing for the next few days.