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boring week

beware of the bore
good day and happy labour day to you all! i've decided to do a special thing here, so i'm christening this week "boring week". this week, we shall be covering only the most boring subjects. whether it's politics, makeup, mental health, soccer, languages, cats, or anything else, i promise to bring you only the most boring content in every field. you probably won't even be able to stay awake for an entire blog post. i'll bet you're already bored, and this is only the sixth sentence of a full week of content. feel the boredom. let it flow through you.

ok. now wake up, have another coffee, and continue with your day. there's plenty more stultifying content to follow. 

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