16 January 2006

my personal ad


wanted: date for this saturday in los angeles. must have good ear plugs and good sense of humour. not startled by loud noises. not generally afraid of rampaging machines heading in your general direction. not afraid of women with really, really bizarre tastes in entertainment. must consider intensive care unit a decent end to the evening.

2 comments:

qed said...

Will you pay my airfare?

flora_mundi said...

sure, as long as you don't mind being shipped Fed Ex.

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