22 August 2005

getting religion


well, i've never been what you'd call a devout anything, but i may finally have found a cult, ahem, religion, to which i can dedicate myself. pastafarianism, a little known religion, has been able to explain everything about the creation of the universe, including all those pesky mysteries as to why the universe seems older than it is when those charlatan scientists investigate it. i guess i've seen the light. i've been touched by his noodly appendage. all hail the semolina lord!

3 comments:

Maximum Overlord said...

I prefer the term noodleism, it rolls better on the tongue. Plus, it lets me call myself a noodleits, and let people wonder what THAT is all about.
According to our divine teachings, we are forbidden to wear the color pink and cannot use a knife with our pasta, as it breaks the fundamental order of the universe.

flora_mundi said...

i see i have much to learn about my chosen belief system. i can't wait to start telling people that i'm a "noodleist", particularly at shows or in bars, where they can't hear me all that clearly...

pelao said...

you gnocchi gnostics! where´s the tomatohead sauce?

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